“Roses are overrated. You, on the other hand, I could stare at all day. 💋”

“I don’t do plants, but I would let you grow on me. 🌱😏”

“Photosynthesis? Boring. How about we generate some heat instead? 🔥😍”

“You’re the only thing I want to water… and trust me, I never say that. 🌊😉”